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silentmania:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Cockatoos are fucking insane.

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

local-shop:

phillip-banks:

the true ending to fnaf, and the conclusion of the bite of ‘87

OH MY GOD

robosockmonkey:

169 Seymour Krelborn

"…and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun."

 

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

tyronniesaur:

doodled lonk while we were discussing zelda the other day

nagisashingetsu:

絶対絶望少女 ダンガンロンパ Another Episode PV 2

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system









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